National Traits on Flag Carriers

I was reminded on my most recent trip back East about how an airline can reflect the personality and traits of its home base.  I took two flights on this trip: a multi leg UA flight (SFO-NRT-SIN-NRT-SFO) and a round trip SQ flight to Hong Kong.

"United Airlines" - sort of
“United Airlines” – sort of (Photo credit: Chris Guillebeau)

UA is typically American, from the obese passengers with entitlement attitudes (I am in C, therefore I own the aisle and I will block it when I want, gate lice, queue jumping)  to the adequate to poor service to the typically union attitude of skirting the regulations.  For example, nametags.

Nametags are supposed to be worn as part of the uniform.  I have never seen so many creative ways that a name badge can be obscured or hidden.  I saw lapels conveniently covering nametags, one name tag that looked buffed out with a brillo pad, tags with first names only and several with none.  This is to prevent any sort of complaint that passengers may have about the flight attendants since the first step is to identify the culprit and how can you be identified if you don’t have an accurate name tag.  Unlike their counterparts on Singapore Airlines, where the stewards and stewardesses wear their uniforms and tags proudly, UA flight attendants feel the need to obscure their identity, lest they get called out for bad service.  But what’s the point, since they’re AFA anyway!  They won’t get fired.  And the ones that tend to get called out for good service, they’re the ones that wear their tags properly.  Usually they’re Narita based and non AFA.

Another example of the American “it’ll do” attitude is the condition of the airplane interiors.  Since the basics of aircraft maintenance are by gov’t regulation, UA has to follow rules to make sure their fleet stays airworthy and they generally do a good job at that.  However, there’s nothing that regulates the condition of the interior of the plane, where on my 744, trim pieces being held together by tape were the norm.  I have also been on planes where panels and doors were held in place with tape.  Maybe that should be part of every carry on bag, a roll of tape, in case the plane needs some emergency repairs.  And don’t get me started about the lavatories.  On the first return leg, I was seated in an exit row, next to the battery of 4 lavatories in the main cabin.  There were a lot of unsanitary types going in and out along with the various smells pushed into the cabin with the lavatory door being swung open and closed.  Not once were the lavatories wiped down during the 7 hour flight.  Yuck!  When asked about that, the flight attendant said in a bored voice, “that’s not MY job”.   I wonder if Jeff uses these lavatories when he flies? Maybe he can make an improvement here that we will all like.

Air hostesses for Singapore Airlines. January ...
Air hostesses for Singapore Airlines. January 19, 2011. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

SQ, despite being criticized by some long time business fliers as “not as good as before” is still the standard in the skies.  Despite having issues with their website and the criticism of some of the quality of the new crews, SQ is still the preferred carrier for the region, according to an informal poll I took while in Singapore.  The experience onboard was efficient, well mannered, clean and pleasant.  And those were my fellow passengers.  Kinda like Singapore.

My flight was on an Airbus A330 regional jet that replaced the old Boeing 772s that SQ flew for years on these routes.  The planes are new and well maintained inside and out.  Actually every SQ plane I have been on has been almost Japanese in its upkeep and maintenance.  Unlike the UA 744s that have only a screen in the main cabin, every seat back on SQ has a version of Kris World, their AVOD system. And unlike  the flight attendants on UA who are either fat or old and cranky, SQ inflight service still remains pleasant and engaging.  The food reflects the destination so there was a choice of Cantonese dishes as part of the inflight meal.  Nice to have a choice besides “beef or chicken”.  And a beautiful smile from my stewardess when I woke up after my nap.  Yay.  It’s nice to get on a plane cynical and to depart smitten.  It means that the airline has done its job, not just getting you from A to B but leaving you with a good taste in your mouth.  Or was that the Krug?

Silly prize from an excellent airline

All Nippon Airways has emerged as my preferred carrier if I have to sit in steerage on transpacific routes, displacing UA as my default carrier (unless there are SWUs involved).

Why choose NH over UA? For about the same price, NH gives you better food, seatback AVOD, excellent service and a choice of arrival times and if you plan it right, a brief stopover as you change airports for the connection to SIN.

And since I brought up SIN, why not fly SQ instead of NH?  If you’re flying economy, you need to select a slightly more expensive economy ticket in order to get miles.  Seeing that the price difference is usually about US$60, it’s not a big deal.  What IS a big deal is that on NH, as a UA Mileage Plus elite, you will get elite bonus for your redeemable miles earned on their transpacific flights.  SQ gives you miles flown and that’s all IF you have a qualifying fare.

NH also has a very active FB presence with lots of photos and contests you can enter via Twitter.  I won this luggage tag by answering the question of the month via Twitter and linking my accounts.  It’s a nice looking tag.  Not sure if I want it to get all scuffed up…

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China Mobile Prepaid (Shanghai). Get one!

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China Mobile is the world’s largest cell service provider and there are lots of locations to get top ups and such. As a tourist however, you should visit a shop in an area where there are a lot of laowais.

It just gets easier and easier to do things in Mainland China.  During my last trip, I broke down and purchased a China Mobile prepaid SIM for use during my visit.  It makes things a lot easier when you’re out there.

It was a lot simpler to buy a SIM card than it was before.  Here’s what you need to do:

1.  Find a China Mobile (they have better coverage) store.

2.  Walk inside and ask if someone can help you in english (对不起,你会说英文吗?). 

3. Bring Passport and unlocked GSM phone; the former to register your SIM card and the latter so the staff can test it out for you.

It really was that easy.  Here’s a site with more detailed information.  It’s a couple of years old, but the information is still valid. 

I ran the SIM card on my unlocked Nexus One.  Phone calls and SMSes went through fine.  I was able to purchase a data bucket to run Google Maps, the internet, Foursquare and most importantly, Google Translate! For standard GSM phones however, you will be running on EDGE.  If you’re wanting 3G speed, I’ve read conflicting reports that China Unicom has a prepaid 3G service.  Unlike most prepaid service in Asia, you can’t punch in a USSD code to pull up your balance or to purchase services.  You need to call 10086 and press 2.  Service is 24 hours and their English speaking staff is pretty good. 

One more thing; Boingo Mobile works with a lot of the pay-hot spots around Shanghai.  So if you have that service, you can always save your data by logging onto Wi-Fi. 

So, the moral of the story is: be adventurous and ask!  Usually people will be nice enough to be helpful, especially if you try to speak Putonghua.  Which I can’t. 

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Roaming in China? Maybe…

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Image by warrenski via Flickr

Staying in touch is more important than ever in this fast fast go go world.  And for that, the luxe flashpacker uses local prepaid SIM cards.  In most countries, it’s pretty easy to purchase a local SIM.  Walk into 7-11, walk out with a new local number that’s a bargain to make calls and even more so to send SMS on.  Some of these SIM cards even allow you to roam, making and receiving calls and SMS, albeit at a really expensive rate. 

Sometimes it’s not necessarily worth the bother to purchase a local SIM for a 3 day trip; that roaming will be fine since all that will be sent is SMS.  That’s what I thought on my recent trip to Shanghai via Hong Kong.  I have maintained a New World Mobility prepaid roaming SIM for a few years now.  I can receive and make calls/SMS in the US and Singapore with it.  Considering that mainland China is 40 minutes away via KCR, it should work there too, right? 

Nope.  As soon as I landed PVG, I turned on my phone and tried to call my friend who was to meet us at the airport.  I manually selected China Unicom and CMCC (China Mobile) and registered on their networks respectively and tried to make a call.  China Unicom said my call was “Barred” and China Mobile asked me to pay my bill.  No roaming this trip.  SMS went through fine both ways.  No calls.  So what to do?  After having to make a call desperately, I fired up my AT&T Sim locked iPhone and made a 1 minute $4.00 phone call.  No more! 

When I returned to Hong Kong, I picked up a new prepaid from Peoples (AKA China Mobile HK).  They have a prepaid that has China roaming, slightly cheaper prices for aforementioned roaming and most interestingly, a Guangzhou phone number in addition to the HK number.  Since it’s part of China Mobile, it should work over there.  And we will see in December…

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Fly into SFO instead of LAX if you’re coming from Oz?

So the SF Airport publicity team released a Australia-targeted video touting SFO’s charms over LAX’s, although not naming the latter specifically.

It’s merely called “the other airport” and since flights from Oz go to either SFO or LAX, it’s not hard to figure out what airport the video is calling out. This is the most obvious example of airport competition in the US, although since they practically all suck rocks, it’s a matter of advertising how much less airport A sucks compared to airport B.
True, LAX is a deep dark hole with no facilities and in some areas, very old, outdated and sketchy (if it’s possible to be that way while still remaining an airport). The train connection is a 20+ minute ride from the terminals and you have to wait forever to get from one end of the airport (say, Terminal 7) to the International Terminal (TBIT) because all there is to get you there is a bus. One. That’s it.
SFO is not all peaches and cream either, despite the upbeat tone of the video. First off, the nicer, more modern planes (like the A380) fly into LAX. Why? Because LAX has the runways and the jetways to handle the big fat hen. SFO’s International Terminal, despite being designed for the A380, does not have the runway space (due to inbound parallel runways too close to each other) for landing nor the long runway needed for takeoff. A few years ago, Mayor Brown proposed to build a new runway that would need a tiny bit of reclaimed land. The environazis whined about “wanting to fill in the bay” and got the plan killed. So SFO wants more flights without having to provide more space. Typical.
The video goes on to show typical happy things, like a BART train, flight attendants riding kick scooters in the terminal and waiting with you for your baggage and for the eco-mentalists, a Pious Prius taxi being held open by Mayor Newsom. Some caveats: You will pay US$8.10 for a 30 minute, 12 mile ride on trains that show up every 20 minutes. If you choose to take a cab, you will pay close to US$65.00 including mandatory optional tip to get downtown. And contrary to popular belief, relatively few of the taxi fleet are Piouses.
LAX is definitely a hole. Transit from the airport is such a non entity, you either get a local to get you or you rent a car. Since you’re down in LA, you will need a car anyway. SFO, the International Airport is probably the nicest in the USA. The building is new (2001) and it’s reasonably thought out. However, the connections to the airport still suck rocks if you insist on taking transit. The best way is to get a local to collect you and to buy said local brekkie/lunch/dinner/supper for the ride into town.
So if you’re coming to California from Oz, take the advice of a fellow flashpacker. Fly into the airport that is near where you want to visit. And on the airline that can upgrade ya!

Interesting UA flight in new C!

Not to be outdone by ANA’s Pokemon jet, UA now issues their 747s window shades so the dashboards wont be dried out by the sun when the plane is parked.
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Do you suppose the headrests have doilies and there’s a keychain alarm?
This was the plane that flew me back to SFO from HKG. My SWU finally cleared when I landed HKG from SIN. Too much excitement for an upgrade…
Speaking of excitement, there was a passenger who decided to give the HKG based crew grief BEFORE TAKEOFF. Apparently he did not approve of the contents of the kosher meal he special ordered. AFAIK, on UA, you get to order the type of special meal, not the contents. This ain’t SQ and you can’t Book the Cook with any other airline but. Anyway, he kept name dropping “Global Services” every 15 seconds and threatened to get off the plane (which he should have done). The captain had to come out of the cockpit to read the riot act to this bozo, who because of his shenagans, prevented the cabin crew from locking down the plane for takeoff. The bozo (which shall be his name now) tried the “Global Services” namedrop but the captain simply said, “I don’t know and I don’t care about what Global Services is, my job is to fly this plane which is now late for take off. Do you want to get off the plane?”
After seeing that namedropping Global Services meant nothing to the captain, bozo shut up and takeoff resumed. Apparently, bozo lived in San Francisco. He was full of smug and was heading home (how appropriate!). I found it interesting he gave far less grief to the non-HK based crew on the plane. Typical. When we landed, I made it a point to shake the captain’s hand and to extend my support for his actions. He and the cockpit crew appreciated the gesture.
My good deed of the week…

KL conumdrum

I’m in Kuala Lumpur right now, relaxing and trying to regroup. This is what I’m trying to figure out right now.
There are two hotels in the KL Sentral, a Hilton and a Le Meridian. The Hilton has a boring lobby and restaurants but awesome rooms with an open bathroom and wood floors. I stayed here last year and blogged it. The Le Meridian has boring smaller rooms, but the lobby and bar is pretty nice, they have a cigar lounge and for US$40, you can purchase access to a lounge that includes free Wi-Fi, free beer, food and beverages and a nice view. The interesting thing is that the Hilton is more expensive for just a room, but if you get a room at the Le Meridian and you purchase lounge access, it’s the same price as the Hilton, sans the benefit of the club floor.
Since the two hotels share the same building, they both share the pool and access to KL Sentral, what’s the verdict? Here it is: If you’re with someone and plan to spend a lot of time in the room, stay at the Hilton. The rooms are bigger and much nicer with flat screen TV, open bathrooms and big wide beds. If you’re looking for a nice place to crash and you’re not going to spend that much time in the room, stay at the Le Meridian. If you don’t buy club level access, it’s cheaper and if you do, you can make up the price of the club level add on by drinking lots of beer, having brekkie and happy hour there and drinking lots of coffee. Those things can add up if you purchase them elsewhere and the view can’t be beat!
Actually, I’m in the lounge right now, having a lunch of Guinness Foreign Extra and nuts. I’m sure FA would approve…

The infamous ANA Pokemon Jet…

Last week, I wound up at Tokyo Haneda (HND) Airport for a short hop to Sapporo via New Chitose Airport (CTS) for a few days. Besides reveling at the fact that HND is a MUCH nicer airport than NRT and that their observation deck has a snack bar, I found this travesty at the gates.
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Yes, it’s THAT jet…the ANA Pokemon Jet.
I shouldn’t have said anything because that jet became MY jet for the 1.5 hour flight to CTS. Here’s the obligatory close up of one of the most silliest liveries to grace a Boeing 747-400.
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It shows that ANA has a sense of fun, since there is one other Pokemon jet in the fleet as well as a flying panda and a couple of Snoopy based jets as well. You want Kitty-Chan? You’ll have to fly EVA for that one!
Inside, the head rests were covered by Pokemon covers but otherwise, it was standard ANA in the rest of the cabin. No cabin attendants dressed up as Pikachu. Service was pretty good for a short hop. Apparently, the HND/NRT-CTS route is one of the busiest in the world and the loads are so high that they regularly fly jumbos on this route. They also fly itty bitty CRJs on this route as well, which was my return flight into NRT. There’s something not very nice about a plane where you can’t even stand up straight in the aisle!
This route is also hella expensive unless you get the mega discount 8 weeks ahead fare and then it’s close to 30000 yen. I got a round trip with two weeks advance for 22000 yen and got UA MP EQM for the flights on top of it. How? I purchased the ANA Skypass before I left the US. Info here (why should I type it when I can link it)?

Munich Mileage Run, BMW Welt. It’s still a mileage run if you leave the airport!!

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Since UA has a partnership with LH, we can choose which metal to fly for the same price. So of course it’s LH!

So on the never ending quest for status on United Airlines, necessary if you expect to be treated like a person onboard, my friend and I have been doing weekend runs to Germany since the tickets round trip are in the neighborhood of $300 for 11728 EQM (elite qualifying miles). The destination alternates between Munich (MUC) or Frankfurt (FRA). We eat in the Senator Lounge, fly out on Friday evening, land Saturday afternoon, go clubbing to practice German (das stimmt, genau), head back to the flughafen early Sunday morning for the flight back home, arriving around dinner time.

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Yes, lounge food is better on non US carriers.

The traditional Mileage Run involves a cheap round ticket with a lot of EQM, flying the same aircraft there and back and not leaving the airport (or the gate in that matter). So there’s some controversy about if this is actually a “mileage run”. I’d argue that it is since we spend 13 hours between flights.

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S-Bahnhof fur Flughafen Munchen

So this weekend it’s off to Munich. We caught an early flight so we had a few hours to kill before clubbing. My friend crashed in the hotel room and I decided to visit BMW Welt, a pilgrimage that all Bimmer fans should make a few times. The complex consists of the Welt, a very large and swish brand dealership with the latest models on the floor, snacks and drinks (though you can’t buy any there). There’s also the Museum which will be the next post. The Welt includes a training facility for technicians (mechanics) and a delivery area where lucky people can pick up their cars for European Delivery.

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It was February so there was still some snow
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The biggest 4 cylinder BMW
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A large company showcase with BMW’s latest cars and technology