Category: Overseas Travel

Scene from a Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf (cuz they have free Wi-Fi).

Sometimes when you travel overseas, you see different incarnations of the Ugly American. I had an unfortunate sighting when I ducked into a Coffee Bean near Jiang’an Temple to check email (Jiang’an is one of the favorite places for expats to live and breed ).

I’m sitting at a table, drinking black coffee and trying to reply to email via iPhone. A couple walk over to a table, a local gal and a middle-aged American guy, replete in the American uniform of knockoff pea coat, sweatpants, t-shirt and “Shanghai” hat that was probably purchased at some stall at the Yu Gardens. He looks around furtively, trying to determine who, if anyone within speaking distance, speaks or understands english. After determining that there are none, he begins his “charm offensive” against the local gal.

He begins by talking about his “work” and that China should change its immigration rules just for him, so he doesn’t feel like he’s wasted his time explaining that BD (business development) is NOT “doing business” for arrival card/visa purposes (which I’d argue that it is, but that’s not the point here). Since he was “a lawyer for the Department of Justice” and unlike PRC workers, US workers stay longer at their jobs, he is supposed to be given the benefit of the doubt and the Chinese authorities had no right to investigate him further. All in a condesending tone that would make John Kerry or Joe Biden proud.

Then, after the local gal tries to change the subject and talk about other things, like running in Century Park, Ugly American replies that he lives in a new high class building with its own running track and he likes to run there because he doesn’t like to ride the train to Pudong (Century Park) and he doesn’t like to run with the pollution.

Duh, you’re in the PRC! Of cors you’re going to have lots of pollution!

Based on the way that Ugly American was speaking and sitting, he was thinking that this would impress local gal. Local Gal replies that she’s working on her MBA, is close to graduating and securing work. As Ugly American’s face deflates, she thanks him for coffee and they both leave.

Nice.

Do you like the past with all its glamour?

Or do you like the future with all its “under construction-ness”?
In defense of the future (I like the past better), I have to mention that the future can be quite fast. And I LIKE it!!!

The fastest (and most boring looking inside) train on the planet. Wheee!

Wasn’t kidding about how plain it looks inside…

On the outside, plain is necessary for speed!
Compared with a few years back, Shanghai has more touristy spots for visitors. Since Xintandi has been such a success, there are other retro shopping streets opening up. Like this one near my bud’s place in Puxi.

Shanghai new old tourist street. A lot of locals here
On Saturday AM there were a lot of locals here. I was here with my bud (who is NOT Chinese) and we were hit with “copy watch” and all sorts of hawking for junk.

We were looking for a snack, so we followed the crowd

Voila, a very big xiaolongbao. So big you had to stab it with a straw…
I went to the Din Tai Fung in Xintiandi for real xiaolongbao. Delicious in so many ways! Mostly in the beef noodle soup and 5 xiaolongbao way. And unlike much of Shanghai, the service here was excellent.

This is how a regular sized (and yummy) xiaolongbao looks like
And here are some other diners, for that “you are here” experience.

They were taking a lot of pix. Of me, their food and of each other. Glad I had a good hair day.

Aftermath…