Transiting through ICN? It’s a crapshoot

OK….so the ROK airlines (Korean Air, Asiana, etc) are trying to turn Seoul Inchon (ICN) into a regional hub.
Cool, but…
my flight arrived at 1715 from HKG. I have to cool my heels here until 2000 when I have to get on yet another steel tube (AKA 747-400 PAX) for the 10 hour flight to LAX.
Upon arrival, transit passengers have to go through a security screening (why, since we did this already in HKG?). Fair enough.
However, they only had two metal detectors active and the sensitivity was set so high that EVERYONE who went through set it off and got wanded.
You’d figure that a “world class” airport would be able to figure out when the majority of connecting flights are coming in and staff accordingly.
But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wasted 30 minutes in queue and finally got to the lounge. Two saving graces from me being absolutely pissed about it all.
Numbah 1: There’s free wireless internet in the lounge here, unlike in HKG where anything that has to do with commmunications MUST be controlled by Pacific Century Cyber Works (what a dorky name) so they can make a buck offa you..
Numbah 2: The lounge here has Shin Cup AND Pocari Sweat. And a shower.
Which may leave me about 30 minutes to do some actual work.
Now why did I call this a crapshoot? Because when I was heading to HKG through ICN 3 weeks back, it took all of five minutes to do this.
And oh yah, I like Asiana Airlines A LOT but be careful about the flights you choose. If they are using a 747-400PAX avoid that flight. These are combination cargo carriers/passenger jets and it has none of the in flight amenities that Asiana is known for.
It almost feels like a better maintained UA jet.

On the Way Back

I got to sleep in today! Yeah! Until 0800!
Beats getting up at 0600 like I did yesterday AM…
Finally got to HKG after picking up 6 pairs of pants for a fren back home.
Yes, pants. It takes a bit of explaining.
Since I’m on Asiana going home, I got comped in the Dragonair lounge. It’s cool! You overlook the gates, you can see airplanes and there’s a noodle stand inside!
Bad part: They charge for wireless internet so you’re forced to use these community computers…
The Airport Express is a wonderful thing. Not only do they get you to HKG fast, they have in town check in where you can check in and check your bags. Then all you have to do is putter once you clear passport control.
Or chill in the lounge…

Back in HKG

Cleared customs and passport control.
Off the KCR and the long hike from East TST to MTR TST.
Recharged my Octopus card.
Switched the SIM.
I’m back!

Shenzhen Drama

I needed to stop off at Lo Wu to pick up a jacket I had tailored. I found a minibus that terminates at the Lo Wu Commerical Center that only cost 20 RMB so I took it.
SZX is on the fringes of the city and Lo Wu is on the southern end at the border with HKG.
I’ve always wondered why I use that term “border” when I talk about HKG. I’ll tell you why it’s a border.
There’s a checkpoint on the expressway about half way to the border. It looks like the checkpoint on the 5 when you drive up from San Diego. Except here they actually stop you.
Our mini-basi was flagged for a spot inspection (I later learned) to see if everyone on the basi has permission to be in Shenzhen.
Since Shenzhen is a Special Economic Zone, you need a special residence permit to live there. At the time though, it looked like the PSB guard was trying to shake down the driver since they had a knockdown dragout argument about the whole point of the stop.
The driver lost. The guard pulled one passenger for a spot check and being disatisfied, ordered all of us out. We all piled off the basi, went into a building and flashed passports and papers. Then we piled back onto the basi and continued to Lo Wu.
Total delay, about 10 minutes or so. But kinda scary for the first 3 minutes or so when the guard and driver were slugging it out.
So just a little bit of drama. It wouldn’t have been drama if I understood Putonghua! =\
So travel tip is here: If you plan to fly back to HKG from PEK, it’s best to purchase a ticket to Shenzhen (SZX) as opposed to HKG. Use this exit and walk straight. Then take this mini-basi to Lo Wu. Go past the Lo Wu Commercial City and the border crossing is right behind it. Clear passport control and take the KCR East Rail back to TST. It takes a little longer but the total price is something like 56RMB/HKD or so.
Just be ready to be boarded by highwaymen…

So what is the PRC without queues?

It ain�t the PRC,that�s what! =P
Got back late from the Club last night and promptly went to bed. My flight to SZX was leaving PEK at 0915 the next morning.
That means leaving at 0715 to get to the airport and then another hour for check in.
Soooo….I did wake up at 0600 (if you know me, you know what a stretch THAT was) and I did leave the hotel at, urmmmm, 0730.
Since all the Hyatt has is the big black cabs, it was 120 RMB to PEK. Seems that they dun allow the cool (cheaper) red cabs there. Annoying, ain�t it?
Since I was booked on a domestic flight, I didn�t have to go through passport control. I get to do that at Lo Wu after I pick up my jacket.
Finding the gate was a challenge. At first it was easy enough since it�s printed on the boarding pass. No problemo, right?
WRONG! Last minute gate change. But no english announcement over the PA. I figured it all out when I saw the woman with a bullhorn wearing a placard with my flight number on it.
When I got to the gate, it wasn�t really a gate. Instead, it was a big corral where there was a BIG queue (hence the title of this post), they took my boarding pass and motioned to get on a bus.
A boarding pass to get on a basi? Are we driving to SZX?
Nope. The plane was over near the old airport. But that was far too. It almost seemed like the plane was parked past the sixth ring road.
And guess what, airstairs! Did I mention how bloody cold it is outside? Sorry, no pictures. Unlike Japan, frequent picture taking is frowned upon and remember where I am please!
So I�m on an Air China 777 waaaaaay in the back. At least I�m near the bathroom.
Here�s a picture of what passes for �breakfast� . At least no one is smoking in the bathroom like the last time I flew Air China a few years back.
Now the challenge is to get from SZX to Lo Wu Commerical City without too much grief. Of course, when the red monster is tipping the scales at 21 kilos, that alone is grief…

Not a Tourist?

This is my first trip to BJ where I have not gone “mondo tourist”, trudging around to various tourist sites.
It’s kinda weird to do that when winter is about to set in. The touristy thing I mean.
Phoebe’s great question: “Why are you coming out in NOVEMBER?!?”
Soooo this weekend was about hanging out instead. For example, I slept in and then went to yum cha with Ron, Phoebe and one of her friends. Then we went shopping for DVDs. Then puttered through a couple of grocery stores.
I bought a three pack of BlackBlack gum. Refreshing and caffienated!
Snack time was HK style fruit/tapioca stuff. Mmmmmm. Flipping through tabloids I can’t read but can appreciate (cuz there’s pictures).
It’s almost dinner time now. Sheesh, Phoebe WAS right. All we did was eat all day!
Not that I’m complaining or anything…

Long March

Tomorrow is the beginning of the Long March (heh, pun intended!) home. First I fly to Shenzhen, pick up my jacket and then KCR back to Causeway Bay.
It�s shopping afterwards, mainly for some DVDs and to Bossini for pants. One of my friends asked me to pick up one pair of khakis in each color. And two black.
I think that�s the oddest request for stuff I�ve ever gotten.
The next morning, I fly off to ICN and connect to my flight back to LAX. I�ve got business to do over there for a few hours and then I catch my flight back to SFO.
It�s going to be weird being back but I think the order of my travels worked out fine. First leg was HKG. A cosmopolitian, international city. Then I was all over Japan where harmony, cleanliness and beauty were the norm. Then I was in Beijing where it was chaos, kinda dirty and optimistic.
Sorry, that�s just how the way it is.
Then I�m going to be back in the States, where whining, filth and subdued optimism is the norm. Sometimes you need to ease your way back in the swing of things.
Of course, I�m going to the In & Out just outside the airport. Mmmmmm. Double Double!

Leaving Tokyo

It’s sooooo hard to leave!
As my friend Schulhoff notes in his blog (See links on home page, lah!), leaving Tokyo is like leaving a good friend.
I’ll take it a step further by saying leaving Tokyo is like leaving a very good friend that you used to date once.
Tokyo is expensive and sometimes exasperating. But it is full of good moments and secrets that are aching to be discovered that you tend to forget the annoying aspects. Until something like this happens…
The Keisei line is the cheapest rail option to get to and from Narita. As I blogged earlier, there’s a tokkyu (limited express) and the Skyliner that stops at Narita City before reaching the airport. Tokkyu = many stops and 15 minutes longer than the Skyliner. Skyliner = less stops.
Since they run on the same track, it’s a matter of timing on which train you should get (as I learned).
I was running late (as usual) and was a bit stressed about getting to Narita. So, when I got off the JR and was lugging the 20 kilo (yup!) red monster, I got to the ticket window and muttered “Skyliner”. I made it with about 20 minutes to spare.
So good ending to entry, right? Nope.
When I got to the platform, a tokkyu showed up within 5 minutes. Then I had another 15 minutes to wait for the Skyliner.
There’s only one track, which means that the tokkyu will get to Narita before the Skyliner will. And the 15 minutes I waited on the platform would have equaled the difference in time between the two lines.
So the moral for the story is: When you get to the Ueno/Nippori Keisei ticket office, see which train is leaving first and jump on it.
If you’re good, you’ll get a tokkyu and an extra Y1000 in your pocket for omiyage!

Back in Tokyo

Spent last night in Nagoya. A medium sized city which serves as a transit hub to historic and cool places inland that we didn’t have time to visit this trip.
Like Takeshima and Matsumoto and places like that. Bummer.
But riding back on the Shinkansen meant about an hour into the trip, we got a view of Fuji-San.
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Besides building a rail line nearby, there’s all sorts of games out here too.

Ironic

It’s funny.
I’ve been in Japan, one of the most technologically advanced nations on the planet.
It’s clean and safe. Their keitai are the most advanced in the world. The food is great. Transport is safe and reliable. Manners matter.
What you can’t count on is getting online where you are staying. Follow.
I normally stay at ryokans booked through the Welcome Inn group. This is an association of small independent lodgings throughout Japan. The catch is they can’t be over Y10000 a night. There’s a LOT of great places to stay around Y4000 so you’d dun have to worry about breaking the bank.
Anyway, for most of the trip, I’ve been staying at Welcome Inns. Chances are that if I write about sleeping on the floor or if you see a tatami mat with a futon on it, that’s a Welcome Inn lodging I’m in.
However, I stayed at a Hyatt on Saturday and a JR Hotel last night. Guess what? No wireless internet at either place and the Hyatt only had broadband if you brought up a modem kit to the room.
Still, that’s better than the JR Hotel that had none!
Now both hotels allegedly cater to business types. Wonder how they connect their laptops.
Tonight, I’m at a Toyoko Inn in Nagoya. It’s a mid price business hotel. Definitely cheeper and more downmarket than the latter two. Guess what? They have wireless internet in the lobby and free wired access in the rooms. All broadband.
Soooo the lesson is: cheeper places have wi-fi and broadband for free and the more expensive places don’t?
Yup. Go figure.