{"id":372,"date":"2005-10-09T23:58:56","date_gmt":"2005-10-09T23:58:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/?p=372"},"modified":"2005-10-09T23:58:56","modified_gmt":"2005-10-09T23:58:56","slug":"bender_is_two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/bender_is_two\/","title":{"rendered":"Bender is two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My <a href=\"http:\/\/www.apple.com\/powerbook\/index12.html\">Powerbook<\/a> is two years old.<br \/>\nStill looking spiffy, it&#8217;s been all over the world, like my Ixus.  And me.<br \/>\nBut <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bender_Bending_Rodriguez\">Bender<\/a> (that&#8217;s its name) has a bum battery.  It&#8217;s been charged 383 times over two years and has lost over 3\/4 of its ability to hold a charge.  And yes, my iPod is named &#8220;Dr. Zoidberg&#8221;.  Futurama reference anybody?<br \/>\nThose of y&#8217;all that have a laptop understand my pain here.  Because a new battery is US$150!!!<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s a lotta chump change!<br \/>\nUrgggggg&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Powerbook is two years old. Still looking spiffy, it&#8217;s been all over the world, like my Ixus. And me. But Bender (that&#8217;s its name) has a bum battery. It&#8217;s been charged 383 times over two years and has lost over 3\/4 of its ability to hold a charge. And yes, my iPod is named &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/bender_is_two\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bender is two&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-compooper-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2mgIi-60","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/372\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}