{"id":31,"date":"2002-12-30T23:14:10","date_gmt":"2002-12-30T23:14:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/?p=31"},"modified":"2002-12-30T23:14:10","modified_gmt":"2002-12-30T23:14:10","slug":"more_ua_rants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/more_ua_rants\/","title":{"rendered":"More UA rants."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, the flight was oversold, even though we got there on time.  That <a href=\"http:\/\/www.panynj.gov\/airtrainnewark\/\">AirTrain<\/a> thingy that goes to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.panynj.gov\/aviation\/ewrframe.HTM\">EWR<\/a> works pretty well. Just a little bit of drama before we finally got assigned some seats. We got on the plane, in row 32 of a 757.  That\ufffds near the verrry back of the plane, folks! Check out just how far back at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seatguru.com\">seatguru<\/a>.<br \/>\nNow about the so-called &#8220;food&#8221;&#8230;<br \/>\nThey forced us to eat vegan (favourite <a href=\"http:\/\/constitutionalistnc.tripod.com\/hitler-leftist\/id11.html\">food lifestyle of der furher<\/a>) awful sponge like \ufffdchocolate chip cookie\ufffd.  How do I know this?  It said so on the stupid wrapper! I wanted to spill a drink to test how absorbent the sponge like cookie really was&#8230;<br \/>\nThey ran out of the stuffed pasta shells so there was dry chicken rice like substance.  It\ufffds not that the stuffed pasta shells are the bestest thing out there, but if you are going to overbook the flight to assure that it\ufffds full, perhaps you should make sure that there\ufffds enough food for people. If it\ufffds not enough that they are trying to force an alternative lifestyle on us with Coke being replaced by Pepsi, reminding us that we fly for the benefit of the unions at the beginning of each flight and we should be grateful for what slop we do get, having to deal with the nazi vegan thing is going waaaay too far!<br \/>\nYes, I like quality cookies.  If you&#8217;re going to serve them, make sure they&#8217;re good!  And that&#8217;s what pretty much inspired this tasteless (pun) post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, the flight was oversold, even though we got there on time. That AirTrain thingy that goes to EWR works pretty well. Just a little bit of drama before we finally got assigned some seats. We got on the plane, in row 32 of a 757. That\ufffds near the verrry back of the plane, folks! &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/more_ua_rants\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;More UA rants.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-good-travel-advice"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2mgIi-v","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}