{"id":269,"date":"2005-04-13T23:36:03","date_gmt":"2005-04-13T23:36:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/?p=269"},"modified":"2005-04-13T23:36:03","modified_gmt":"2005-04-13T23:36:03","slug":"eternal_truths","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/eternal_truths\/","title":{"rendered":"Eternal Truths"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes we need reminders of the eternal truths, just to keep us grounded.  For example:<br \/>\n<em>Beautiful women are beguiling,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Checks you write for property tax get cashed immediately (overnight!) while checks the City owes take 16 weeks to show up,<\/em><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nThe &#8220;right&#8221; travel deal NEVER comes along at the right time,<\/em><br \/>\nAnd the most relevant eternal truth, at least regarding this entry (drum roll please),<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<em>Coffee and keyboards dun mix!<\/em><br \/>\nYeah, I spilled a whole cuppa coffee onto my old Apple Pro Keyboard.  It initially worked after I poured the coffee out of the number pad.  But now, it dun work.  So am looking at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.matias.ca\/tactilepro\/index.php\">this<\/a> as a replacement.  It&#8217;s supposed to be a good keyboard (I played with one briefly) and it makes the clickity clackity sound that most boards dun do anymore.<br \/>\nProductive AND annoying!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes we need reminders of the eternal truths, just to keep us grounded. For example: Beautiful women are beguiling, Checks you write for property tax get cashed immediately (overnight!) while checks the City owes take 16 weeks to show up, The &#8220;right&#8221; travel deal NEVER comes along at the right time, And the most relevant &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/eternal_truths\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Eternal Truths&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-compooper-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2mgIi-4l","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/walking-ixus.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}